Coats of arms

Breaking all the rules of proper heraldry.

In place of a helm, a twisted tree with a gaping hole, dropping its leaves. Left supporter, a tiger biting its own tail. Right supporter, a red panda crossing its fingers behind its back. A purple shield with a bleeding heart, a weeping eye, and a refusing hand. Motto, 'Nil homini certum est.' Hovering overhead, violin F-holes and a tree branch with green leaves covered in snow. Left supporter, a knightly caped figure with a lightning storm for a head. Right supporter, a harpy eagle with a body of smoke. An orange shield in the shape of an abstracted human heart, a single acorn. A field of grass. Crest, a melting Penrose triangle. Torse, a crumpled paper crown. Helmet, with a kazoo in the visor. Mantling in light green. Supporters, purple and blue bears. On a blue shield, a trumped and a Chicago flag star, above which two wings with hands hold crossed violin bows. A field of fried eggs.
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